themasterofwuju asked:

"What is a pick up line..?" Master Yi smiled, "Wuju tell me what it is?" //I'm sorry I just realized I haven't messaged you in a while so hi hello XD

Time for reckoning Answer:

themasterofwuju:

purge-with-silver:

themasterofwuju:

purge-with-silver:

//pffff it’s fine xD themasterofwuju

”…People use some stupid phrases or puns in order to flutter a person and get them a step closer into getting in their pants. It’s stupid and doesn’t make sence, but it seems many people like doing that anyway…”

"Oh… That is not good." He took his beard in hand, "To use jokes for that intent. You should use them to make people laugh. It is not… punny if you use them for anything else.” There Master Yi was: thinking he was a genius as he laughed quietly to himself.

”….

You are a spiritual Ionian Yi. Please.”

"Spiritual? I… Hm…" He pondered for a moment, "People who use puns like that do not use them in the spirit of… No…”

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"… I do not have any jokes that go with spirit. I suddenly feel less accomplished."

”By making puns you’re only proving your foolishness, Yi… I preffered you killing me in lane rather than hearing these ”puns”.”

death is better than puns silly vayne you got Diana humour xD

purge-with-silver asked:

''Karma........I want to ask you something important.''

Time for reckoning Answer:

sae-eleisa-tera-vi:

purge-with-silver:

sae-eleisa-tera-vi:

sae-eleisa-tera-vi:

"… I’m listening, then."

purge-with-silver

"Oh, I know about that. But I can wait. This is far more important… And I’m glad that you think so." The smile remained on her face as she gave a short, habitually polite bow of her head.

"… To be honest, I’d be completely alright with it."

Tilting her head to the side, her blue eyes focused on the hazel ones. ”Are you sure? You’re willing to be with me, after all.”

"And why wouldn’t I be? I know what I’m doing, and you said you do as well. Is there any problem I don’t know about?" Now she seemed to be.. maybe a bit worried. Was there something.. wrong so far?

”I only… make sure that I will not repeat mistakes, nor make critical ones. There were many important people in my life that I hurt and feel guilty about it. I don’t want to continue the hurt. I want to feel this sweet affection… always.” Vayne couldn’t help but, aproach once more to kiss her partner, her lips gave off a wickedly sweet feeling along with the taste.

sae eleisa tera vi

themasterofwuju asked:

"What is a pick up line..?" Master Yi smiled, "Wuju tell me what it is?" //I'm sorry I just realized I haven't messaged you in a while so hi hello XD

Time for reckoning Answer:

themasterofwuju:

purge-with-silver:

//pffff it’s fine xD themasterofwuju

”…People use some stupid phrases or puns in order to flutter a person and get them a step closer into getting in their pants. It’s stupid and doesn’t make sence, but it seems many people like doing that anyway…”

"Oh… That is not good." He took his beard in hand, "To use jokes for that intent. You should use them to make people laugh. It is not… punny if you use them for anything else.” There Master Yi was: thinking he was a genius as he laughed quietly to himself.

”….

You are a spiritual Ionian Yi. Please.”

godammit yi you got the double swords get dunkt

themasterofwuju asked:

"What is a pick up line..?" Master Yi smiled, "Wuju tell me what it is?" //I'm sorry I just realized I haven't messaged you in a while so hi hello XD

Time for reckoning Answer:

//pffff it’s fine xD themasterofwuju

”…People use some stupid phrases or puns in order to flutter a person and get them a step closer into getting in their pants. It’s stupid and doesn’t make sence, but it seems many people like doing that anyway…”

Anonymous asked:

How about a tumble in the sheets?

Time for reckoning Answer:

”I tumble through and on everything. Why would sheets stop me? I do not understand your foolish logic, Unknown Being.”

askyorick asked:

((reminder that you asked for this)) "I promise after tonight, you WILL remember Yorick Mori"

Time for reckoning Answer:

”…..Mori….??” 

icameinlikeawreckingboar asked:

Ill stick with a favorite of "This time, why don't I pin you to the wall?"

Time for reckoning Answer: